Vacation part 6: Nicole's gift

Darthiir is Nicole's character in Everquest. She's a wizard. Wizard's job is make monsters go BOOM. It's usually easy to make fun of wizards, because they always compete for who will make the biggest nuke on the monster, and so they often out-aggro the tank and then die, because they're not able to withstand the hits - but Darthiir is different. She never did anything like this. People started wondering how it is possible, but we found the answer. The pessimists say that it's because she gets often lost on raids, so the monsters are already dead when she finds the spot that they should be killed on, but don't believe that. The real reason is the

Archer's Wand of Elemental Precision
MAGIC ITEM LORE ITEM
Slot: RANGE
AC: 37
DEX: +75 CHA: +50 WIS: +50 INT:+50 AGI: +75
HP: +1000 MANA: +1000
SV FIRE: +25 SV DISEASE +15 SV COLD: +20 SV MAGIC: +25 SV POISON: +15
SV AGAINST EVERYTHING ELSE: +100
DOT Shielding: +5% Mana Regeneration: +10
Required level of 70

WT: 1.2 Size: Medium
Class: Wizard
Race: Dark Elf

Focus Effect: Chuck Norris' Aura - Enhances the dexterity of the wearer to avoid any danger.

Triggered: Loxley's Paradox - Slows down time for the wearer to pre-empt any precise decisions that are to be made.

There's the happy wizard. The wand, paradoxically, consists of two parts: the wand and the hat.

Look how much she's smiling!

Look how much she's happy!

Nicole is now checking what songs to play on the Karaoke.

There are several flashing lights on the wand, but unfortunately it's not easy to capture the lights flashing on a camera. You can at least see one of them being lit on this photo.

There's Dale and Craig in debate with Nicole. They are educating her about the deadly combination of wax and mistells, especially how they can be used on a Tallon Zek raid to AE stun every single player on the raid for many minutes.